Monday, January 14, 2008

Memeology

I swiped this from Fermicat. Because it's time for a new post, and I can't think of anything better.

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. The Silver Palate Lemon Garlic Herb.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Panera.

Q. What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
A. Lee Roy Selmon's.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. >20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Vietnamese pho soup and spring rolls.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Green peppers and olives.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter, cinnamon, and sugar.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A picture I took of the lobby ceiling at the Bellagio in Las Vegas on our wedding day.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. One.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Two boils and my wisdom teeth.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Maybe ten years ago. I honestly don't remember.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Cat food.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

BULLCRAPOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yes. I hate surprises.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I like Lakshmi, but it doesn't really fit me. I hang out with too many Indians.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Periwinkle.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Bugs, lint, etc.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Do kitties count?

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I've done it for free.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Ick. No.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yep, sorry guys.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. If they'd take me!

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Yes.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No way.

DUMBOLOGY

Q. What is in your left pocket?
A. Nothin. I'm wearing jammies.

Q. Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Heck, yeah!

Q. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Carpet. Yuck.

Q. Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand.

Q. Would you live with roommates?
A. No, I'm too old and set in my ways.

Q. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. About 6.

Q. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. Septmeber 2007 for public drinking in Chicago. *blush*

Q. Who is number 1 on your Top 8?
A. I don't know what this means, but I'll say Deano.


LASTOLOGY

Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Crazy cat friend.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: My boss (I know, sad).

Q: Last person you hugged?
A: Deano.

Q: Last person to stick their foot in your face?
A: Wrigley. On my forehead.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 3

Q: Season?
A: Spring

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Everyone in MN.

Q: Mood?
A: Up and down.

Q: Listening to?
A: Dean laughing.

Q: Watching?
A: Colbert Report.

Q: Worrying about?
A: Dissertation, job hunt, you name it.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Post office.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Graduate!

Q: What's the last movie you saw in theater?
A: The Departed (I think, it's been awhile...)

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I think I'm friendly but not outgoing.

12 comments:

Ben O. said...

Very interesting - $50,000 huh?

We'll miss you.

Ben O.

Jackie said...

I think I might have to steal this idea as well!

Minnesotablue said...

To old and set in your ways? Give me a break youngster

MIL said...

I checked out the picture of the ceiling of the Bellagio - very beautiful!! I bet it is magnificent when you see the real thing. "September 2007 - public drinking"? How come I didn't hear about that part of your trip? :)

LL said...

Dammit! Stop referring to pets as people... you and fermi... sheesh. ;)

And Periwinkle? I thought that was Rocky the Flying Squirrel's friend...

Jeni said...

Great post - very interesting to see what others answer to these questions ya know.
And pets are "people" too!

magnetbabe said...

Ben O.-
No one's shown me the money yet, so ya'll are stuck with me.

jackie-
And you did a great job!

minnesotablue-
For anyone older than about 22 the novelty of not answering to parents has worn off.

mil-
Actually, you were right there when I told Kent about it. I think moms tune out what they don't want to hear.

LL-
Where does it specify people?! This blog is felinitarian. Get used to it.

jeni-
I'd love to see what you come up with for some of these!

Dianne said...

All lives are created equal - so you have definitely saved lots of someones :)

I'm ashamed to say I thought for a moment about a couple of folks I could "take out" for a million bucks. I like to believe I really couldn't do it.

And I'm glad no one is offering the 50 grand, I'd miss you :)

Scott said...

I felt like Joey and Chandler when you said you kissed a girl. Whoa!

For a million dollars, what if it was someone who you knew for a fact would kill people?

fermicat said...

Yes! Another one-TV household. I feel downright normal now!

And yes, PETS ARE PEOPLE too. Felinitarian... cool.

magnetbabe said...

Dianne-
Haven't we all thought of someone? We have so much in common, our lists would likely be similar!

scott-
Ha! I snuck that in and I'm not at all surprised you were the one to bring it up! Let me just say you're not the only one with crazy college stories...

And I (perhaps mistakenly) took the question to mean killing some random person I knew nothing about. There are certain people in this world who need killing. I'd definitely have to think about the hypotheticals, but I think when push comes to shove I'd be too wussy to do anything.

Fermi-
Don't call yourself normal just because you have something in common with me. ;)

Scott said...

You may as well have put that kissing passage in bold!