The actual text messaging conversation I just had with Deano.
Him: What's 4 dinner 2nite?
Me: Veggie soup.
Him: What's 4 dinner 2morrow nite?
Me: Pulled pork sammies.
Him: Can we move up the pulled pork to 2nite? I'm excited 4 the draft and soup isn't really a good draft food. Maybe if it was chilli.
Me: No, I don't have the pork yet. I was gonna cook it overnite.
Me: Do u wanna order pizza?
Him: No, I want 2 go 2 Big Cheese on Saturday. Or maybe Mexican. We are in a tough spot now. What do you think?
Me: I have frozen chilli too. I can swap it out for soup.
Him: Keep the soup but maybe pick up some snacks.
Me: But it's ice cream night.
Him: What kind of ice cream do we have?
And so it continues...