Saturday, December 23, 2006

I'll Have to Remember for Next Time

Yesterday I was in the car with my mom and stepdad, both of whom have been in pharmacy for upwards of 15 years working at the county hospital.

Jokingly I suggested, "The day after Christmas can we celebrate one year of me being boil-free?"

My mom laughed and commented about how often they are seeing strains of antibiotic-resistant infections. They keep filling the same perscription: two strong antibiotics and Vicodin.

"Vicodin! I only got Tylenol with Codeine! What the heck?!"

"If you want Vicodin," my mom said matter-of-factly, "you should tell your doctor you're allergic to Codeine. That's what everyone else does."

Point noted.

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So what's a guy gotta do to get some percocet?!?!? :-)

mom said...

tell them you think you have kidney stones, go into the bathroom in the er with a razor blade, cut your finger, urinate over the cut into a cup. works every time. any more questions?

greensunflower said...

i love that your mom is telling you how to work the healthcare system.

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Um, What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow?

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what do you mean, an african swallow or a european swallow?

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Well, um, I don't know...AAaaahhhhh!!!

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Nah...those two aren't related to you at all.

Hehehehe :)

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