I just ran into a friend of mine outside who will be defending his doctoral dissertation on Thursday morning. He cracks me up.
Me: So are you nervous?!
Him: Are you kidding? Does a big black bear in the forest take a little white bunny rabbit by the ears and wipe his ass with it?
Me: Ummmm..... Is that a "yes" or a "no"?
Him: Hell yes!
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I know which big black bear of which you speak....Dont be the bunny!!!
Ooh, he's an Eddie Murphy fan!
is that why some bunnies are brown?
EEEEeeeewwwwww!! MOM!!
Why the ears necessarily? Sounds awkward to me.
I'll research that right after determining if the pope is, in fact, Catholic. I'll get back to you.
runner girl-
I can think of some people who should be the bunny...
Scott-
Thanks for clarifying. I didn't know that was an Eddie Murphy reference. It must be an age thing. ;)
mom-
That sounds like something bubba69 would say! I guess only slow bunnies are brown.
mr. schprock-
I think it depends on your definition of "is".
What would you propose, the scruff of the neck?
S it's a yes OR a no.
Yeah, the routine was funny. He asked if any kids were in the audience then told the joke like he was a kid. You just have to see it.
Brings back memories of one of my favorite movies of all time, "Swingers." Bunny, bear, bunny, bear. Vince Vaughn is a damn genius.
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