Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Is that a "yes" or a "no"?

I just ran into a friend of mine outside who will be defending his doctoral dissertation on Thursday morning. He cracks me up.

Me: So are you nervous?!

Him: Are you kidding? Does a big black bear in the forest take a little white bunny rabbit by the ears and wipe his ass with it?

Me: Ummmm..... Is that a "yes" or a "no"?

Him: Hell yes!

9 comments:

Runner Girl FL said...

I know which big black bear of which you speak....Dont be the bunny!!!

Scott said...

Ooh, he's an Eddie Murphy fan!

mom said...

is that why some bunnies are brown?

Runner Girl FL said...

EEEEeeeewwwwww!! MOM!!

mr. schprock said...

Why the ears necessarily? Sounds awkward to me.

I'll research that right after determining if the pope is, in fact, Catholic. I'll get back to you.

magnetbabe said...

runner girl-
I can think of some people who should be the bunny...

Scott-
Thanks for clarifying. I didn't know that was an Eddie Murphy reference. It must be an age thing. ;)

mom-
That sounds like something bubba69 would say! I guess only slow bunnies are brown.

mr. schprock-
I think it depends on your definition of "is".
What would you propose, the scruff of the neck?

brainhell said...

S it's a yes OR a no.

Scott said...

Yeah, the routine was funny. He asked if any kids were in the audience then told the joke like he was a kid. You just have to see it.

Hot4Teacha said...

Brings back memories of one of my favorite movies of all time, "Swingers." Bunny, bear, bunny, bear. Vince Vaughn is a damn genius.