I went to go feed the dumpster kitties this evening and as I was walking through the parking lot, I saw a guy I've seen around before standing perfectly still holding a laundry basket. His mouth was hanging open and he appeared paralyzed. I followed his gaze to where a bush was rustling, but the bush obstructed my view. I shifted to the right to peek around the bush, and that's when I saw what was shocking the hell out of my poor neighbor. (Sorry about the image quality, it was dusk)
Yep, it was a peacock. In the ghetto.